Pitch

(In an elevator.)

“Excuse me, what kind of phone do you have?”

“Does it have nfc?”

“Could you scan my pitch?”

“That is my pitch.”

(Let him go and look at the dreamboard and wait to hear back)

or if it’s an iPhone

(excuse myself nobley)

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